Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. Standing ovation for Miss Naya Rivera The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? I never understood why, why any girl would choose a stupid boy. Until, like Santana, I did. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. Panic! Showtime "The monologue when she tells Monica why she can't take Liam away is so amazing. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. Just with bigger stakes. Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? You suck at so many things. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? A profound loss. Okay, wait hold up! I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. It's exhausting to look at you. Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. Finn's cute too. cheese together or farted. I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. Wow. Your pretty little liar gave them to her. Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. She's a mother! I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals, in exchange for a lifetime supply of Yeast-I-Stat. Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. Holy crap. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. The whole thing is played perfectly. This is the first time were experiencing this. I think about that scene all the time. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Brittany: Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. What is this, hmm? It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. I only watched Glee briefly. The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. Do you know where she keeps it? The fierce, confident, swaggering Santana having this quiet moment where her voice is actually quivering a little was so impactful. Because I have all of these feelings. me and the girls hate the Kurt rant. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. Heres whats gonna go down. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! Rachel: I don't know what you're talking about. #acting Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. Its taken me nine months to be able to read this. Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. I mean, that special place where she lives? I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. For me there is a before, and an after. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? Rachel, Santana, and Kurt were joined on the North Pole setting by four little. Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Thank you Naya. Santana: Sex is not dating. delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. mouth like cats ass. Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. His hair's already starting to grow back. I felt all of this so deeply. Its last chapter its called I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart). I am sorry, Finn. You know what? ". Whoa, stop right there. Or Tribeca. Just like that she can go from breaking your heart to making you laugh. Also I don't think she was cruel with that rant like some of her others. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. Santana: Hey Finnocence. I think she was a holiday hoarder. It's okay. Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. I look hot and smart. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. On Shameless, when Fiona told Monica about how she has raised all of her siblings. But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. Santana: You did this to me! [voiceover] I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, and not just because of the sexy candy striper outfit. Your friend Brody? I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. I love suckin on those salamander lips. I counted the number of times youd smile at me, and Id die on days that you didnt. We can win two National championships this year. It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. Kitty: What? Please keep going after the show is over. And I want more than anything for you to be my last, but I can't do this anymore. Santana: I'm not! And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. Santana: Those are your nipples. You know what? [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] This is my least favorite episode of Glee. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. This song was easily one of the top three best performances on the entire run of Glee. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. And Naya really got to the heart of that pain in a way not many actors had done yet. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. Quinn: Emily Stark. The transcendent vulnerability, more than weve ever seen from Santana. Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the Santana: That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of. (Also during this entire number she had a tape recorder taped to her underboob, a word that only Naya could have delivered in such a way that its not just part of our lexicon. Maybe in junior college. The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. (Looks at Rachel and Kurt) Do you see? First theres the pause. Santana: No, not really. Can that possibly be true? I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. I did. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. And thats a true story, too. You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Lord of the bling. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. Santana: The truth about what? Love to you, your family, your friends, and your sweet boy. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. Of course they have fake IDs. Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. Its the tiny blue dress. Admit it! I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. Santana to Mr . Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. This whole episode is legit queer culture. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Did you know she tried to sell me once? I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. It's more of my speed. Whatever. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. Santana: Yep. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. And they GET to dance with each other? Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. You look like an assless J-Lo. middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. Its so fucking ridiculous. Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? Santana: Oh yeah? 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